This is where you will find the diabolical, senseless ramblings of a 22-year-old, self-proclaimed spinster who lives with a cat and who would inject caffeine directly into her veins if it wasn’t considered ridiculous. Her obsession with cats, caffeine and alley couches has led her to believe that she could become a writer.
Starved for attention and delirious with pipe dreams, she clung to the internet as her portal for creativity. If you’re looking for published works, she has none, except maybe for napkins and aditorials in your local newspaper.
If you’d like, you can send her a message at firstname.lastname@example.org. Giving your information away, however, will pretty much guarantee a horrendous amount of shameless self-marketing and/or unwarranted life advice from hers truly.
Be a stranger no longer, if you dare.